id have to practice

i'm not suicidal

ohh I know there is a indoor skydiving place near me, so that wouldn't be too bad when it comes to practise I suppose

parachuting is my dream tho

epiv

imagine that feeling when your on the swing but x100

yeah

freefalling

god i wish

everything costs money tho

money money money

^^

yup

it is me

gru

Hi Gru

from the ellen show

ellen sucks

was gru on ellen?

agreed

ye

no

search it up

no

did she treat you alright or was that all snowflake lies?

Its me

@Dante she physically abused me

oh my god

did you get out the freeze-ray?

oh wow

i'm going to watch the segment thats how invested in this i am

I can't say any more, if I do I will get Jeffery epstein'd

a moment of silence for Gru from the ellen show <:CatRee:726878840374427781>

oh you'll get epstein'd huh? how much on Hillary do you know?

do they think their audience is fucking 5 years old?

probably

well, i'd say they are

those are full grown women

like women women or identify as women women?

well they're ellen women so they're women women

ah yeah