@shaggy. Mike Bloomberg.is.tall compared to.you

That’s why short girls are awesome

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lolol

It's called fun size you dingus

The thing you knew after November

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Okay look we're average heights, the rest of yous are just freakishly tall

Are you fun size?

I'm 5ft tall lmao

just kneecap them, they'll be your height real quick

Yep

I’m 5ft 7 my people from Guatemala we short

Or in my case, crotch-punch.

My friend is big and black hes 16 and he's like 6ft already

same, im 5 7

My cousins shorter than me pray for them

I mean I just say "Imma stab you in the shins mf"

I'm 5'11

So close to 6'

size matt.. nvm

I would rather be a midget than 5'11 close but not 6

But so faraway

<@765162943389499425> it's just your usual pissing contest lol /shrug

I know I'm 5'11 and I'd rather be a midget

if only pissing contests were literally pissing contests..

Bruh

No

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Meh. I have no choice in finding taller people attractive, because *everyone* is taller than my short ass lmao

don't give them tips, sheesh

I'm short, fat, old, and ugly. I'm used to it.

Oof

Rip

Rip

I'm surrounded by hobbits

I dont really care how tall someone is, i hate those women who will only date someone of a certain height

Remember, hobbits took down the big badass.

@DishonoredRonin with the name like Ronin, i thought you'd be tall and muscular

Lol LA woman

Jk