Wait... you go to the bathroom still? i thought it was adult diapers for you...

You’re supposed to go in the one with the man on it, not the one with the adults and the kid...

I go to the bathroom at 8 am but I wake up at 9 am

#bidenneedsagoodautopsywhenhedies

💅

Must be a pain for the handlers that clean your sheets

it turned black

The sheets voted for you?

they must have

Didn’t know that could happen.

Are we living in The Brave Little Toaster?

what turned black?

His bedsheets.

Didn't u hear? According to the dems... InanimateObjectsLivesMatter!

OH, duh

Silly me I forgot

#BlackiPhonesMatter

6HO$T you ready for Halloween

Sleepy Joe Biden

Why did he post the nail painting emoji and then say it turned black? Because there is actually a company that has a nail polish that turns black when it is exposed to a drug that knocks women out and is used by rapists. Starts out pink and turns black. Idk that’s why I was asking. 

> 💅
> it turned black
These were two consecutive messages from joe Biden 

Do you see what I’m saying?

<:thinking:726878987837636698>

snatchin your people up

Don’t give Biden that much credit @Kaladin LOL

@Spectre Buy the white one don't buy the black one

HAHA

That’s RaCiSt, reeeeeee!

> Don’t give Biden that much credit @Kaladin LOL
@Spectre I don’t know seems kinda sus to me lol

biden is red

very sus

*ejects Joe Biden*

Actualy its reverse racist

Joe about to go full on pc mode

> biden is red
@GotatoChi Incorrect, Biden is blue

@its_Jimmy what did you mean by posting nail polish and then saying it turned black?

no

😦

omg max is bunny now

I should go pc mode to trigger sjws while debating them online

I’m not a bunny, I’m pikachu