I mean... why not lol

-his mom probably

Yeah

You're not wrong

Recently I told her about the peace deals the president has made and she didn't believe me

Gotta love that tolerant left joy

i havent heard that on CNN, so it must be fake

I'm not even kidding I was playing a game and some kid said " if you are white you're racist "

@Dstar_Destroyer and NowThisNews

NowThisNews is Basically CNN with sprinkles

Oh nice

Now this is discount CNN

Better than cnn but with brown stuff

It's founded by the huffington post

I am better at censoring than the entirety of twitter

Aka the one who said clinton has a 98% chance of winning

I love how antifa says they are anti facist yet are

yep

**if you don't agree with us ur are racis!!!**

It certainly is comedic

they are playing a documentary about ruth bader ginsburg on national tv here in sweden right now

good grief

and I'm ben shapiro with facial hair

Facial hair I started growing since I was 11

i got me some facial hair this year

having a mustache makes me feel like my dad

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I'm like the shortest dude among my friends but I'm the only one with a beard so take that beeeeeeeeach

How is it having a beard

It's fine

Feels weird when rubbing against your skin I guess

Ok

i have no luck with girls irl but when i have dreams at night i'm a straight ladies man

why God why

Become your dreams

just take the moves from the dreams and apply them to real life 😎

is it the wrong move to wait for a girl to approach me

idk

my first girlfriend approached me first so

when i move to north carolina i'm paying attention to girls who don't have anyone to sit with and go over to their table'

my first girlfriend told ME to move over by her in class. lol