Message from @ResolvingParadox13

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2019-08-11 01:18:09 UTC  

I eventually came across an injured sparrow (it was grounded)

2019-08-11 01:18:35 UTC  

So I tried catching it to help it, planning on nursing it back to health

2019-08-11 01:18:57 UTC  

But the dam thing bit me and then tried to escape

2019-08-11 01:19:53 UTC  

I caught it after chasing it for a while, and became enraged, felt very misunderstood as a person at the time

2019-08-11 01:20:13 UTC  

You know what I did?

2019-08-11 01:20:26 UTC  

Murdered it?

2019-08-11 01:20:50 UTC  

Gave it to a cat

2019-08-11 01:20:57 UTC  

Threw the damn thing against a brick wall as hard as I could

Instantaneous death

2019-08-11 01:21:15 UTC  

now that's hardly a fun story

2019-08-11 01:21:18 UTC  

more of a sad story

2019-08-11 01:21:21 UTC  

Sperg

2019-08-11 01:21:25 UTC  

Yeeted it into the next life i see

2019-08-11 01:21:36 UTC  

😂

2019-08-11 01:21:43 UTC  

i have almost the same story except i just got bit and then helped the bird

2019-08-11 01:21:48 UTC  

Channeling your inner incel, huh?

2019-08-11 01:22:04 UTC  

Still after that it weighed on my conscience for a while

2019-08-11 01:22:12 UTC  

as it should

2019-08-11 01:22:15 UTC  

Birb was innocent

2019-08-11 01:22:33 UTC  

Also, getting stuck with a bouncer role at family events fucking sucks

2019-08-11 01:22:43 UTC  

"Never again, will I let my anger control me." I swore

2019-08-11 01:23:16 UTC  

Anger issues run strong in my paternal line so yeah

2019-08-11 01:23:44 UTC  

I would swear to that, but my 2 older brothers loved to leave legos out and i frequently stepped on them

2019-08-11 01:23:53 UTC  

Ooof

2019-08-11 01:23:59 UTC  

That's when you go full Joker

2019-08-11 01:24:17 UTC  

<:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

2019-08-11 01:24:54 UTC  

Leaving legos out for people to step on should be a capital offense

2019-08-11 01:25:10 UTC  

With capital punishment

2019-08-11 01:33:19 UTC  

My ancient ancestry is Irish/swedish, so I got that berseker rage in my DNA <:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

2019-08-11 01:34:12 UTC  

*sperg rage*

2019-08-11 01:35:03 UTC  

Wut

2019-08-11 01:38:21 UTC  

berserkers = battle spergs

2019-08-11 01:39:30 UTC  

Lol

2019-08-11 01:55:47 UTC  

be proud of your battle sperg ancestry

2019-08-11 01:56:06 UTC  

(((Greenstein)))

2019-08-11 02:02:47 UTC  

apparently the dark phoenix sjw xmen movie lost 100m+ dollars

2019-08-11 02:02:51 UTC  

maybe it's happening

2019-08-11 02:23:43 UTC  

Good.

2019-08-11 02:23:56 UTC  

The internet is running this through its lifecycle so fast it might die before it kills society.

2019-08-11 03:02:34 UTC  

Yooo huts#

2019-08-11 03:02:44 UTC  

Hey guys