I eventually came across an injured sparrow (it was grounded)

So I tried catching it to help it, planning on nursing it back to health

But the dam thing bit me and then tried to escape

I caught it after chasing it for a while, and became enraged, felt very misunderstood as a person at the time

You know what I did?

Murdered it?

Gave it to a cat

Threw the damn thing against a brick wall as hard as I could

Instantaneous death

now that's hardly a fun story

more of a sad story

Sperg

Yeeted it into the next life i see

😂

i have almost the same story except i just got bit and then helped the bird

Channeling your inner incel, huh?

Still after that it weighed on my conscience for a while

as it should

Birb was innocent

Also, getting stuck with a bouncer role at family events fucking sucks

"Never again, will I let my anger control me." I swore

Anger issues run strong in my paternal line so yeah

I would swear to that, but my 2 older brothers loved to leave legos out and i frequently stepped on them

Ooof

That's when you go full Joker

<:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

Leaving legos out for people to step on should be a capital offense

With capital punishment

My ancient ancestry is Irish/swedish, so I got that berseker rage in my DNA <:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

*sperg rage*

Wut

berserkers = battle spergs

Lol

be proud of your battle sperg ancestry

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/09/job-edward-l-greenstein/594769/

(((Greenstein)))

apparently the dark phoenix sjw xmen movie lost 100m+ dollars

maybe it's happening

Good.

The internet is running this through its lifecycle so fast it might die before it kills society.

Yooo huts#

Hey guys