he needs you rn

haysus

and what do people do with meat

His coworkers got him going, he just couldnt control himself

grill and eat

besides eat and beat

Here’s a pick of me

here a pic of me

is that michelle obama

LMAO no he didnt say michelle

Dayum i like that

Buff jesus

How did he stay so buff didnt they starve him and shit

No

cause i ate the flies around me

protein

He made enough food for all those people from the one basket.

Can’t remember the story well enough

he multiplied the fish and got super buff

i turned my sweat into water and my hair into rice

You then turned that water into wine

Then it was party time

He said he thought his zoom was off and made an embarrassing mistake. Doh

and then i threw the biggiest party ever

Are you pretending to be Jesus?

Sounds like a sin to me

The last supper painting got it all wrong

sins don't matter as long as you go to church

wrong

It was actually more similar to a frat party

Just because you go to church

dont mean you goin to heaven

I don’t think that’s how sins work?

Guys, try to redirect the topic, you're getting dangerously close to rule 6

Evening y'all

its ok jesus fine as hell ofcourse i'm getting back into heaven

You just use his name in vain?

Imma need to pray for you son

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