My problem is my sexuality to be honest. I could give f*** about getting married again.

That statement...

lol

then they dont need a stepmom

Haha

stepmothers make shit worse.

mothers are bad enough

You're just gonna double down on a woman's influence?

Hell no.

I am Muslim. So I am not allowed to have sexual relationships outside of marriage. So I guess I am doomed.

Pretty sure Mohammed is quoted as saying, "Bitches be bitches, just like muh bruv Jesus said, and Moses before him."

yeah but you're also not allowed to divorce right

and that happened

so it just depends if youre in a stoned to death for having sex muslim nation or a shaking my head at you muslim nation

Pretty sure you're not allowed to let a woman tell you what to do, either.

I am allowed to divorce. But it is not liked.

Or you could you know, just not be muslim

oh that's REALLY not liked

Hermit flying in with the low orbit laser cannon!

I was getting to that!

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Haha

No body gets stoned to death today.

not even the gayS?

Bullets are just stones launched really fast.

And the gays are thrown from a window, which is like getting stoned to death by earth itself.

you stole my punchline

***corroborated***

Should I type slower when you're around so you can get more of the zingers in?

what is going on here

omr admitted to being a muzzie

Oh.

So now we're trying to show him the light.

the situation developed

He might stone you to death 😛

It's not an ied.

LOL!!

Haha

Relax

Sure, relax. Allah willing