In parallel universe im the dictator of my perfect planet

> oh shit @KingZapapple , what happened?
@Arkayde
1 liter of McCormick 40% whiskey in 10 min

wtf

Oh my

It fukin sucked

in a parallel universe i eat nutella pizza

Shock to the tastebuds, got it.

> in a parallel universe i eat nutella pizza
@TurboApe
Thats this universe ya commie 👀

oh no

Whiskey is top tier tho

Beer is gross

i used to be christian

left after I realized how stupid religion is

But because of that experience it opened my eyes about how pointless the universe is

Wine is second best

mmm pizza with cola sauce and nutella with mentos

Ur gay

''no my religion is real''
"'no mine is''

And let me focus on the big picture
That there is no big picture

We live to die so make the best of it inbetween

Yooooo

that hits really hard

but its the truth

wow

The afterlife isnt good or bad
Its the same as before you were borm

I believe that there was a creator, and that all religion reflects that same creator, so they’re all right in their own ways but they’re all wrong as well

I could so agree with that philosophy Goat

most of the time the simplest answer is the real one. that means that ur mom have the gae

😳

> most of the time the simplest answer is the real one. that means that ur mom have the gae
@TurboApe
Id prefer that over the sus stuff shes been doing -_-

Lmao

Whats goin on gentlemen

Does anyone remember before u were born?

f

“Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content”

Crazy stuff man

pfft i remember when i was just a cell

> Does anyone remember before u were born?
@Max4Z
Nope, and that's why im content with the end of my days

hmmm

Thankfully no, I don’t think I want to remember what it felt like to be inside my mom 😔

the thing is, you do not see eternal darkness when you are dead either

you didn't see black when u weren't born did you