I was at a boys state camp, and they announced the president will be joining for a speech. I was thrilled, i'd get to meet Obama. The whole week each breakfast was preceded by a speech from a state official , even senator. Day of president speech, black cars show up around the park. Men in sunglasses strolling around. Hour later big black helicopter lands in the field. They bring all the boys inside the hall.
As I sit, I hear music playing, and I look behind me. In walks an obese man in a top hat and abe lincoln beard.
