I mean

I never have money so they'd just be stealing crap

Like literally

My bag is full of crap

i have my id, card and any cash in my pocket zipped up

oh

i thought you were gonna say you pull out a gun or something

wanna try and grab it i'll smack the fuck outta you

I wear dresses and skirts so I dont have pockets

being discord friendly

> ew
@BobaMilkTea hey look travis scott is here

its lit

Why is the media calling the laptop Russian disinformation, when those secret Russian business deals would actually make Russia look really bad?

Putin is laughing his butt off rn

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-putin-wink-president-of-russia-gif-14869234

It's kind of hard to call your own videos of smoking crack misinformation

Cute

That's hard evidence

"to all the people i offended, yeah fuck you too"

best line

https://youtu.be/pT3lhgKP9_Y

"i cant rap anymore, i just murdered the alphabet"

Just did an early vote today for my first ever time voting. So glad I could vote for Trump on my first

is the biden family most corrupt tho?

There are a ton of those

Eh. Probably still the Clintons.

or just most corrupt in our lifetime?

Everybody knows that cargo pants are tactically superior to purses

purses are dangerous, im tellin ya

I mean.. I'd rather wear pants than purses.

lol

i'd take cargo pants over purses any day tbh

Ew

Pants

of course you wouldn't like them xD

"I'm doin' acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin' dope then" - Hunter picking his future

I like things that dont make me feel like a boy

i'm thinkin more about security and less about looks which is probably why i look so horrible

Shorts are the obvious best choice

Also, why does everything that Trump does have such a dope name? "Space Force", "Platinum Plan", "Abraham Accords", "Operation Warp Speed".

i wear shorts every day all year