my eyes are open

What did you order matthew

It's a buffet

So

**ALL**

is it "all you can eat' kind of buffet? Some people call it swedish tables or something.

buffets r so trashy but u can go with ur homie and PIG OUT go BABY on the greasy ass food

>"all you can eat" kind of buffet

buddy thats a buffet

is it now

Are there buffets that AREN'T All You Can Eat?

here yes

I'm feeling very American right now

we call the ones u pay 5$ and eat all you want swedish tables.
Buffets where you can eat all you want are super rare here, we have like 1 of them in whole city and it is chinese restaurant.

what is swedish tables

I do not claim that it is reasonable

i think what they do here is they let u eat all u want but they pump everything full of msg

and u die

That sounds quite fantastic, it is profound idea. I wish they would pump it with hrt stuff.

bro if i run into one more extrasensory greninja

what is this 2015

Are you eating shrooms or what bro

mmmmm

Wait what was that about hrt

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idk what msg is but it makes ur stomach full apparently

when u drink water it expands

drugs are bad m'key. youjo senki mango is good m'key

accodring to my uncle

here they add lots of oil and flour to everything in buffet

It's a kind of salt. @fer

10g of chicken meat with 40g of flourt and 20g of oil soaked in it

not only it makes you full, it also makes you not want to eat it at all

I wonder what would happen if I stood up and yelled "liberate Hong Kong"

you would get assassinated in the restroom

>using public restrooms

What the fuck is wrong with you

Chinese uncle come kick you out of the restaurant

just dont touch anything

I'm fat, hungry, and I have a gun

>not licking public toilet clean
What are you, some sort of casual?