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Yeah, fuck it. I'll go shovel a bunch of chink food down my gullet and then get nigged in the parking lot

what better way to die

Oh God it's so crowded

I'm gonna die

I'm really gonna keel over from sheer social anxiety

you can do it matty

use that hunger to overcome the fear

Look at the bright side, at least you do not have to eat spaghetti with 6 differents kinds of cheese in them.
I'm not sure why did i cook this, i do not even like cheese.

How did you get cheese inside of spaghetti

why do you have 6 different cheeses available to you if you dont even like cheese

I ask myself these very questions every day.

https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/1183552192248274944?s=19

Oh God oh fuck

Wou is that the guy that was in the mummy?

Some lady is going apeshit about finding a hair in her good and is refusing a refund of her entire table in favor of just yelling at the cashier to "make this right #

Why do I ever leave my house

This is awful

Food is good tho

After watching zizek and j peterson, i finally realize that marxism is flawless.

https://youtu.be/lsWndfzuOc4

my eyes are open

What did you order matthew

It's a buffet

So

**ALL**

is it "all you can eat' kind of buffet? Some people call it swedish tables or something.

buffets r so trashy but u can go with ur homie and PIG OUT go BABY on the greasy ass food

>"all you can eat" kind of buffet

buddy thats a buffet

is it now

Are there buffets that AREN'T All You Can Eat?

here yes

I'm feeling very American right now

we call the ones u pay 5$ and eat all you want swedish tables.
Buffets where you can eat all you want are super rare here, we have like 1 of them in whole city and it is chinese restaurant.

what is swedish tables

I do not claim that it is reasonable

i think what they do here is they let u eat all u want but they pump everything full of msg

and u die

That sounds quite fantastic, it is profound idea. I wish they would pump it with hrt stuff.

bro if i run into one more extrasensory greninja