Message from @dave

Discord ID: 347427462801784834


2017-08-16 11:12:39 UTC  

he only needs tree fiddy

2017-08-16 11:13:35 UTC  

@dave That just means you're environmentally conscious.

2017-08-16 11:13:43 UTC  

Good job, not wasting water. 👍

2017-08-16 12:02:01 UTC  

oh my fcuking god

2017-08-16 12:02:22 UTC  

NSW DOE spent 1 mil on some secure browser so we could do NAPLAN and HSC online

2017-08-16 12:02:32 UTC  

but the piece of shit is bypased by siri

2017-08-16 12:04:22 UTC  

Guaranteed they just paid extortionate rates for some pajeet contractor to fork chromium or firefox

2017-08-16 12:04:37 UTC  

they paid for a fork of Secure browser"

2017-08-16 12:44:52 UTC  

Top kek

2017-08-16 12:44:58 UTC  

They deserve it

2017-08-16 12:45:31 UTC  

im only gonna tell them how and what i can do wiith it for bonus atar or cash

2017-08-16 13:05:25 UTC  

i discovered: healthy pie

2017-08-16 13:05:38 UTC  

basically just leave the fucking sugar and cream out lmao

2017-08-16 13:05:59 UTC  

it's just mashed up bananas strawberries and blueberrys, and unsweetened gelatine

2017-08-16 13:06:02 UTC  

So... you're eating flour?

2017-08-16 13:06:07 UTC  

in a super thin graham crackers crust

2017-08-16 13:06:18 UTC  

that just sounds like flour with extra steps

2017-08-16 13:56:17 UTC  

yum

2017-08-16 17:12:33 UTC  

Dont worry its shit phone anyways

2017-08-16 17:12:42 UTC  

no it's alrighttbh

2017-08-16 17:12:59 UTC  

but imean im the top bidder and i don't have enoug h money for ti

2017-08-16 17:13:03 UTC  

this fucking spacebar

2017-08-16 17:13:05 UTC  

B O O T L O O P S

2017-08-16 17:13:21 UTC  

b-but this one doesn't have the problem

2017-08-16 17:13:27 UTC  

Just buy redmeme for that price point

2017-08-16 17:13:30 UTC  

It does

2017-08-16 17:13:30 UTC  

no

2017-08-16 17:13:33 UTC  

Yes

2017-08-16 17:13:36 UTC  

no

2017-08-16 17:13:39 UTC  

Yes

2017-08-16 17:13:47 UTC  

Also overheating shit soc

2017-08-16 17:13:48 UTC  

give me the money for a note 4 then

2017-08-16 17:13:54 UTC  

No

2017-08-16 17:13:54 UTC  

i have £75

2017-08-16 17:13:59 UTC  

then i get this

2017-08-16 17:14:09 UTC  

Ask your parents

2017-08-16 17:14:12 UTC  

no

2017-08-16 17:14:15 UTC  

Arent you like 12

2017-08-16 17:14:40 UTC  

ye but she tells me to get a job

2017-08-16 17:15:03 UTC  

Tell her ewhoreing is your job