Which one

news channels just need to not air with everything the ly spew

> I'm getting an african sand viper next week
@Mcgoober Ooooo a sand noodle.

They're gorgeous

I've saved up for one for a while

> They're gorgeous
@Mcgoober All of the danger spaghettis are.

the only time I've ever held a snake was one of those giant yellow pythons in grade school that was brought in

for like some zoo thing

I've had snakes and lizards as pets my whole life

I don’t trust wildlife

coyote peterson gave me a new respect for snakes and other reptiles

want to go to the pet store and just kinda hold one sometime

Snakes are super smart

So are most lizards

have you seen the vid of that woman that like... REALLY enjoys having a snake slitherin on her?

Snakes are chill

Theres reptiles called red eyed skinks and they are really cool looking

Axolotls are how I know god exists tho.

> Snakes are super smart
@Mcgoober yeah that's a lie

Something that cute doesn't just exist.

but it does exist

for no reason

but

They do a swim

and look cute doing it

exactly my point

I fele that is a rightful purpose

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Axolotols are cook pets too

What are axolotls?

Or however the fuck u spell it

cute lil pink things

Salamanders that never leave their baby stage

Most grow up and lose their gills

But axolotls just get bigger

Mm.

They look like kirby irl from the front

Kirby?

the pink dude

Yeah they also inhale their food

Maybe kirbys inspiration