What if a vegan figured out that they were made out of meat

They'd be like "GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!"

hahahahah

you got it

They would want to speak to a manager

and God's like

"nah man, I've got better things to do"

why did god invent bacon is we weren't meant to eat meat?

bacon 🤢

balogne is better

he made pigs, we chose to eat them xD

he also invented the ham

I also think carnivores make good pets

What a coincidence I just ate bacon

like cats, dogs, fish, and snakes

herbivores eat constantly

but anyways.. just got done feeding bacon to my pet pig.. <:9360_pixel_yes:726877001138569286>

super bacon

he enjoyed

Brand

New

I've heard you should actually feed chickens scrambled eggs for nutrients

Beans

i'm gonna get a chicken and feed it chicken
might be cannibalism but it tastes good ngl

ooook

@*sigh* I actually saw that in Puerto Rico

@BobiusPrime hi

hey Lucario

Turducken??

<:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776> ☣️

Turducken is bad for people

Pheasant seems a bit skimpy wild caught

I think you need to find some that are plenty plump and eat a lot

so leave corn and seeds out for em

so that they taste better

What's everyone's favorite type of meat?

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Mine is pork

Beef

Steak for me.

dinosours