If spiders didn't exist we'd be shit up the stuff with flies

ONE BIT ME

That's a myth

wut are we talking about guys

5 HAVE PINCHED ME

YOU CALL IT A MYTH

Then don't mess with them

IT HAPPENED TO ME

DUDE

i remember the time my pitbull ate a HUGE lizard whole, and i saw it with my very eyes

This is colorado

You cant avoid them

ok

I like bats, they eat mosquitos, and the spiders in the willows also eat em too

The only reason earwigs would actually go in ur ear is they mistook it for a hidey hole

Theyre like silverfish theyre in your house and you cant avoid them and they are evil

No

Ans they're amazing bug parents

Dude

They literally dont intentionally seek out ears

They seek living creaters to use as hosts to bring there babys to new lands

zThey do tho

im president jimmy now

what are your thoughts on 10 year old tik tok roblox kids who put LEDS in their room because they think they're cool?

They litteraly do

You've seen aliens 2 many times

Go google it

They lay eggs under rocks nd shit

If we all declare ourselves publicly that we are president elect do you think we can trick the media?

Mcgoober you are a city slicker and have no say in this

And care for their young for a while

Come to Colorado

Wasps are basically xenomorphs

Then say that

The nearest building to my house is 20 miles away<:KEK:726877368601411624>

Sure bud

Then youd fear the ear wings

Earwigs don't intentionally seek out ears

They are the devils workers

THEY DO

Ur a google search away from being wrong