Apprantly the Milky way crashed into a kracken galaxy

About 11billion years ago tho

like See we've got a record breaking amount of named storms this year in the atlantic, but isn't that what happens when you name every little fart the ocean does?

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I like thecc potatoes

I am but a thicc goat

"the ice caps are melting! it's so bad"
When Trex was alive, there were no permanent ice caps, did the Trexes in SUVs cause that?

@BIRdOS bruh

Didn't you know it's because dinasours

now I'm trying to imagine a tiny armed T Rex trying to grab the wheel

We're getting so advanced

They killed themselves in the process

They used too much green house gasses

That's why they're extinct

from trike farts

Triceratops farts are ful of greenhouse gas

Do birds fart?

Dinasours are birds right?

I saw a bird poop once. It looked like a tablet coming out of a hole

they do, it helps the go faster when farting

*flying

Awesome

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human: Impressed that a monkey can use a stick
Octopus, which have been known to use jars to store prey for later: Am I a joke to you?

To be fair apes are stupid

they are kinda dumb

Octopie are cool

even cats and dogs will trust a human to help them when they can't figure things out themselves

ape: Forces square peg into round hole

Bird: *solves it, then figures out how to unlock the bird seed box*

humans: *still impressed by the ape*

insults that make no sense when you know more about animals

Chicken

Chickens are tough

they're not scared of humans

chickens are delicious

Bird brain is another weird one

birds are very smart for the most part, and are one of the few animals know to hold grudes

Mmmm

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piss off a magpie or crow, and they will hold a grudge