santa doesn't bring coal to bad kids anymore because it's gaining too much value, what would he use instead?

dirt

pfft

that or rudolph turds

Santa doesn't want to pay taxes on coal

i heard he isn't going to canada anymore or any other country that has a carbon tax

🥀.

the Easter Bunny was charged with littering, so he stopped visiting places that consider organic eggs litter

How does it make you feel knowing you can get in more trouble for having Thanksgiving in oregon than having meth heroin or cocaine now?

sad

hi

can't have a turkey with the fam

H e l o

but ya can go have drugs

ζ

There's thicc goat.

I like this comeback

i wanted to get in thedonald.win discord, but they have ridiculous long vetting

😏

Today I watched the Patriot because I wanted to see tyrants getting shot in the face

See I told u the taco should be thicc too

anyone know how its going for oregon now with the legalization?

Morning

It wasn't really going for oregon to begin with

sunday morning

Lol

can you order drugs from oregon online?

Monday hatred Monday

I feel very sick rn

Awesome

just don't be sick then

Oregon Trail: you have died of overdose

Well more like an empty feeling you feel right before you die

Is it the cop

I didnt get no sleep

I am back!

> I feel very sick rn
@KingZapapple
CORONAVIRUS

And it is almost 2 am!

I slept for 9 hour

Yay me

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