fell off the monkey bars

lol

worst injury I had involved a hedge trimmer

nearly lost my left pinky

oh wow

lucky for me no bone injury

so I kept it

Ive decided

What branch to join

oh

The marines

but I don't have good feeling in the pinky

i know ppl in the army

Cool

but i dont know anybody in the marines

there's a scar on the pinky too

The Black rifle coffee company owners were in the army

Im not on the pinky

What u talkin bout

Lmao

and one on my pointer finger

Jkjk

hedge trimmer accident

Oooooooooofff

Hedge trimmers must hurt

Ive used em before

Never had an accident with them tho

good

never do

yea seems dangerous

I wish I was a squid then

I'd just chop the whole thing off and regrow it

Lmfao

i mean hey you gotta do what you gotta do

I would do that

With an axe

Dead chat XD

Yea

Dead

Bruh i lost my pinky

Like my grandma