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A snapping turtle took it off
Lmao
It fucking HURT
Snapping turtles hurt like hell
Ever caught one on a fishing rod?
They are impossible to reel in
yeah, the real life Koopas aree scary
Guys in a few weeks ima send in some pictures of giant fish that ima catch
I always just cut the line if I know theres a big turtle
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and the alligator snapper can break your arm
it's basically bowser, but no fire
Yea
Pain
Hellbenders have a scary name, but they're harmless
they're just salamanders
Big bois tho
true
at least they'd eat cockroaches and other large pests
I like having bullfrogs here
How abt snakeheads
they eat the mice
nope
They are harmeless as well
But very tasty
And eat full catfish
scary and invasive and such
Like, 6lb catfishes
Starlings are nasty birds
they kill native birds
Mhm
plus they eat your seeds
unlike martins and swallows, which want to eat the bugs that attack your crops
I bet the BLM people are gonna try to change the country bird
Bc it has a white head
And they are racist
And dont like white things
Hi
if we do change it let's make something just as badass
