then i am gonna round it to the nearest 5

or 10

@Phatique hey there boi

git gud hamish

start becoming a whore like david

I'm going to Stockholm next week

Will buys a choker and panties

yeah

OwO

i managed to talk him out of a bondage suit becuase its getting shipped to my house and i do not want my mum to find a BDSM suit in the mail

"why is there a bondage suit in the mail"

"will wanted one"

Why not just do it directly to their place

because this way i can charge delivery <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

just become a whore

@dappleface >his mum opens his packages

Sad.

well i mean

i am underage b8

my mother never opened mine

does your mum also supervise you online?

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

they tried to by installing netnanny on my macbook

kek

then i used fedora 25 for a bit and it broke their system

fedora is trash

Kys

THIS WAS 2 YEARS AGO boy

when fedora was even more trash

me mum is so fucking nosy she would still open my packages if I'd delivered there

but i wouldnt mind

fedora 25 exists since 2016 <:thenk:329322130804047872>

i normally get my knives delivered to the rental house up the street, they get a package and i know the owner so he tells them to give it to me

get a loyfe, bin that knoyfe

your packages will probably say "strangulation sex toy" and "womens underwear"

yeah

why do you think that is easier to explain?

hence im making a manifest of what is ariving and who it is going to

most underage dropship ever

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you're retarded