"bug looks soft so let me pet it"

I also just touch random shit to see if it stings for future referencs<:KEK:726877368601411624>

You're not very bright are you?

No

did you rub the caterpillar on your armpits?

mcgoober is just a crybaby

"silverback gorilla looks soft so let me pet it"

like a deodorant?

too weak to beat a little venom

I'd pet a silverback

Monke time

Lmfqo

then it rips your arms off

quill and quill two

I'll 1v1 that idiot gorilla

Quill and Quill Two is typing...

yes

silly gorilla, he cant win against a .45

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Also i got my pinky bitten off by a snapping turtle

I’d rather pet a snake.

how did you get the caterpillar on your armpit glands

I came back to say I was wrong

Skaley bois.

I didnt

YEOWCH

It stung my hand

yes you were very wrong

the turtle stung your hand

It’s not a scam you technically are a lord

Snapping turtles are no joking scary

what was the armpit gland thing then

one time my pet turtle chomped on my hand. little monke

The poison was in the bloodstream

Nd it got to my armpits

few years later he escaped his pond and took off into the desert

And dunked on my weird poison glands

:)

But you can’t get an official heraldry unless you are a permanent resident

guacamole NP

And then got to my heart