Message from @BIRdOS
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I've had a few real venemous critters lol
cassowary or emu?
Kangaroos are not friendly
are we talking about animals here
Worst was probably a deathstapker scorpion
Deathstalker
He was fucking mean
eastern taipan?
Neither it has thick skin and can survive Kobe's poison
Cobra's
Kobe
and then Africa has the Honey Badger
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Yes the honey badger that's a cool thing lol
Honey Badgers are badass
I got a whole room of my apartment dedicated to pet crittera
Critters
Wolverines have been known to kill deer
I tried to spell cobra as kobra
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I was imagining mortal combat lol
Honey badgers are smart as hell
And they will pretty much go after anything
and the Golden Eagle is known to take on goats, small deer, and even medium canines
they throw the goats off cliffs
I bet a gator could kick its ass
gators ambush
they wait
Gators are such chads they havent evolved in like 100 million years
actually that's a myth
Idc
They still chad
we have tons of crocodilian fossils
including a plant eating pug sized one
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Grizzley bears are Chads
we have hooved crocs
I've never seen a grizzly
they're extinct now
I've seen like every other american animal on road trips