What

How are you feeling right now?

Good?

Good? Okay, sonny.

Remember though, the Romans didn't kill me.

The Union troops did.

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I still want that verse tho

Oh, yes.

Southern Jesus is forgetful sometimes.

I can tell

Gotdam yanks done went and killed jesus

Yes they did. I still cry about it to this day.

Southern Jesus has emotions too.

Chad ***yes***

😢

Lemme find it

there are a lot of verses on it

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probably some weird leviticus verse

The only good communist is a dead communist

"Jesus looked at them and said, ‘With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God.’" Mark 10:27

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It's called recycling.

Good to know.

And masters, treat your slaves in the same way. Do not threaten them, since you know that he who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with him.

Once again, Jesus doesn't condone violence.

Drop to your knees and beg for forgiveness.

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Ephesian 6

@Cothelas Decaeneus what part of the Bible?

Didnt jesus beat a bunch of bankers with a rope or something

We don't talk about that.

You aren't Jesus, so no

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EXCUSE ME?

You're going to hell.

Sonny!

I beg for forgiveness when I go to church everyday

@Lin ignore him

bet