Southern Jesus has emotions too.

Chad ***yes***

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Lemme find it

there are a lot of verses on it

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probably some weird leviticus verse

The only good communist is a dead communist

"Jesus looked at them and said, ‘With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God.’" Mark 10:27

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It's called recycling.

Good to know.

And masters, treat your slaves in the same way. Do not threaten them, since you know that he who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with him.

Once again, Jesus doesn't condone violence.

Drop to your knees and beg for forgiveness.

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Ephesian 6

@Cothelas Decaeneus what part of the Bible?

Didnt jesus beat a bunch of bankers with a rope or something

We don't talk about that.

You aren't Jesus, so no

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EXCUSE ME?

You're going to hell.

Sonny!

I beg for forgiveness when I go to church everyday

@Lin ignore him

bet

Aight

did you take that personal or something

wtf

@Joseph I suggest you read rule 2. Specifically the part about roleplaying. 😉

Ngl @Joseph you are role playing and that can get you in trouble

i'm not roleplaying

Oh thanks frosk

Um

Yeah you were

you see, southern jesus doesn't actually exist. therefore, you cannot roleplay as him

but ok lol

wat

Isnt southern jesus just baptists?