Have you been bitten by a parrot

I have a pet parrot so yes lol

(3 million dollars here gets you 2-3 acres, 5-7 beds and 6-8 baths FYI)

In California or in America

I am however missing a pinkie from a turtle bite

Connecticut

My cockatiel was stuck and I was helping him and he bit a hole threw my finger bc he was scared

Ah

Then he wanted cuddles

My parrot is an asshole

Doesnt Connecticut have a huge wage gap

imagjne having pets

I have a whole room dedicated to my pets

Mine was hand raised so he can’t live without you for more then 3 minutes

Or he’ll scream

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I'm literally getting sweaty just thinking about that caterpillar sting man

i am not fully white

Imagine being fully white

Yeah there are basically ghettos 15 minutes outside of gated communities with $4million houses. It’s weird. All the rich people work at whatever you call the stock thingys.

Cant be me

Cant be me

Idk what I am

I’m white I guess

Hi white i guess

Lol

I bet those rich guys are also saying defund the police and against the wall

Why dad jokes

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Hi white I'm lazy

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Yeah, most of those guys are pretty reasonable but then their trophy wives got their hands on Facebook and went insane.

trophy wives suck

Are they the whole sjw or Karen's

Tell me about it

like theyre hot but that means theyre just entitled

I haven't met any Karen's and I dotn want to be introduced to one

my moms a karen

Ha

like not one in public but in private

They either drive Suburbans/Escalades, Bentley Bentayga’s, and Range Rovers. That should tell you everything you need to know about my town.