It made my armpits hurt

MORNING?

Australia

And my heart hurt

Any liberal is

Brit boi

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Fuckin caterpillar

Especially the rich white ones who live in $3million houses and talk down to the rest of us.

people say defund the police: has body guards or live in suburbs

Have you been bitten by a parrot

I have a pet parrot so yes lol

(3 million dollars here gets you 2-3 acres, 5-7 beds and 6-8 baths FYI)

In California or in America

I am however missing a pinkie from a turtle bite

Connecticut

My cockatiel was stuck and I was helping him and he bit a hole threw my finger bc he was scared

Ah

Then he wanted cuddles

My parrot is an asshole

Doesnt Connecticut have a huge wage gap

imagjne having pets

I have a whole room dedicated to my pets

Mine was hand raised so he can’t live without you for more then 3 minutes

Or he’ll scream

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I'm literally getting sweaty just thinking about that caterpillar sting man

i am not fully white

Imagine being fully white

Yeah there are basically ghettos 15 minutes outside of gated communities with $4million houses. It’s weird. All the rich people work at whatever you call the stock thingys.

Cant be me

Cant be me

Idk what I am

I’m white I guess

Hi white i guess

Lol

I bet those rich guys are also saying defund the police and against the wall

Why dad jokes

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Hi white I'm lazy

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