just say this simple line

i have tractors but no ugio

Roses are red
Violets are blue
guess what my bed has room for two

Show her what your tractor can do

Nice poem

Show off how good you are at video games

Girls love that

if that is not good enough i have another

i only play farm simulator 19

its good but im not a creep @ReconSniper

its not that creepy

right?

Say "are your pants mirrors? Because I can see myself in them"

i dont know i dont have a big bed and im a Christian

i am christian to

What size bed do Christians typically use

christian high five brother

that is a dumb question

@DirtyBird twin

just for one

Nice

I have a king sized bed... I don't personally know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable

I'm Christian/Catholic and I have a queen size bed

"you say you're a king? Well, have I got a surprise for you.... It's to your exact specifications"

wow

i think the girl left

Most of my life I slept in the floor or couch, so as soon as I had enough money I went all out

King sized emmereffer

that is for poor people

i have a california king noobs

(not reallly(

ok im watching you laugh you loose

I don't think california has kings

Maybe some kangs

lol

But not kings

My husband is one heheheheheh

wait

?

Gril

another girl