independent fact checkers have found this statement to be true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720213272543887450/783945030057721856/image0.jpg

guess what

i have a *SPORK*

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-6077889

OH NO

I got a fuckin chopstick

surrender numbnut

i got a steak knife

XENOS!!!!!!!!

What is your major malfunction

Soundtrack and classical is superior to all genres of music.

ew

thats nerd music

Asian Chopstick defeats all

so youre saying only asians can use chopsticks

thats pretty

That's like saying the AP has called the race for Joe Biden

*RACIST*

Nah, they're just the best at it

i should know

i am asian

I eat sushi with a fork.

no i mean when it is wielded by an asian

ive never had sushi

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cuz im vietnamese

There in the trees

I'm sorry I'll leave now

https://tenor.com/view/aight-imma-head-out-im-out-this-bitch-bye-gif-15194343

my grandpa's name is literally pronounced "tree" which is fucking hilarious

my combat stats go way up when im in a tree

The funny thing is tho, I only link people to their pfp and username, so when I think of you, all I see is Jim.

what about regular old bushes

i actually dont look asian at all

whats a funny meme i can post thats relevent?

what does that mean for me then

Me and the homies all have callsigns. The Vietnamese one we call groot

If you said you went to go get gas, I would just picture Jim pumping gas.

you are kim jong un