oh

...

you get to live

im gonna put my head in an hydraulic press

nah I just play hobby on my electric

country is superior to all types of music

been doing it for 7 years though

factually false

Those are fighting words you got there

independent fact checkers have found this statement to be true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720213272543887450/783945030057721856/image0.jpg

guess what

i have a *SPORK*

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-6077889

OH NO

I got a fuckin chopstick

surrender numbnut

i got a steak knife

XENOS!!!!!!!!

What is your major malfunction

Soundtrack and classical is superior to all genres of music.

ew

thats nerd music

Asian Chopstick defeats all

so youre saying only asians can use chopsticks

thats pretty

That's like saying the AP has called the race for Joe Biden

*RACIST*

Nah, they're just the best at it

i should know

i am asian

I eat sushi with a fork.

no i mean when it is wielded by an asian

ive never had sushi

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cuz im vietnamese

There in the trees

I'm sorry I'll leave now

https://tenor.com/view/aight-imma-head-out-im-out-this-bitch-bye-gif-15194343

my grandpa's name is literally pronounced "tree" which is fucking hilarious