Just like how miss "gender fluid" ruby rose is a girl when it benefits her

Ikr

I'm transracial

They also have to deal with bathroom lines.

I'm Latino when it benefits me and white when it benefits me

I am racist, because my cod name is skindye

I'm black when It benifets me... which is never.... so I'm white

because equality

I’m transage

Please don't be transracialphobic. I deserve respect for my courage of coming out.

I saw a comment on Salty Crackers video that said "If you can piss this high, you're a man."

I can be 14 when I need that kid meal.

If you identify as latino, but you weren't born that way, you have to call yourself latinx

i identify as a kid at places kids eat for free

Same

They don’t dare say no

Because if they refuse I will post them on my feed and they will get canceled

yup their restaurants social score will go down

Are y'all yelpers too??

no

yelp is cancer

only when it favors me

That's a south park reference

I did a review on yelp once

A restaurant didn’t give me my food, and then they didn’t refund me.

ok ⏲️ 2️⃣ 🚬 🇦 🥣

How do you smoke a bowl?

A bowl?

Yeh

He said

Ok, time to smoke a bowl.

Why a bowl?

Time to have a glass of malbec

Change money to say "In Trump we Trust" so they'll leave it alone

But

In God we trust

Fine, "In God (or Trump) we Trust"

Is anyone in here in the reserves

anyone know where i can get a knife sharpener?

In other news, A man wins a local election in Namibia with 85% of the votes...
the twist?
His name is "Adolf Hitler"

Trump≠God