He said

Ok, time to smoke a bowl.

Why a bowl?

Time to have a glass of malbec

Change money to say "In Trump we Trust" so they'll leave it alone

But

In God we trust

Fine, "In God (or Trump) we Trust"

Is anyone in here in the reserves

anyone know where i can get a knife sharpener?

In other news, A man wins a local election in Namibia with 85% of the votes...
the twist?
His name is "Adolf Hitler"

Trump≠God

> In other news, A man wins a local election in Namibia with 85% of the votes...
> the twist?
> His name is "Adolf Hitler"
@Lavose somehow I already knew about that

another twist is that he grew up in Germany

Another twist he failed art school

hitler was austrian tho

no... i'm not shitting you

it's 2020
This is real, google it

So I guess Biden won

kek

that's another stamp to the 2020 Bingo Card

yo lets get all those bubble blowing liberals and weave them out

still want to know where i can get a knife sharpener...

are you requesting a mass culling?

nah i want to kick them out of the bar

the bar = california

**where can i get a knife sharpener? <:KEK:726877368601411624>**

pray at the alter of Bezos?

try the store

no fucken shit "the store"

doesn't help

i need a place

name a store

while that does have a nice aztec ring to it, try amazon

Amazon

emperor bezos

Yes our royal overlord

God save the CEO

i'd rather not give money to a corporation that uses labor that looks like slave labor

It's not slave labor lol

have a snippet of an article talking about it