listen to @Kaytee

>friends with benefits

i don't have normal friends

but I have to remind myself that I'm doing this for myself

pump and dump

too ugly to have sex tho

And not to get a gf

no need to spend money on that shit

Because frankly it seems like a huge drag

chads get free secks tho

At least for an emotionally stunted retard like me

But at least now I have a cute girl that will make me take photos of her ass next to my thinkpad

no such thing as too ugly to fuck

@Humbert has seen it

I'm sure it's easier for normal people

there is _always_ someone willing to fuck you

just lower your standards

no

i'm a man

do you want sex or nah?

also i'm not normal

so a woman can get a better looking male from tinder in 5mins

i was abused until i left home and honestly didn't even have a fucking irl friend until i was like 19

women do have the upper hand

but shit, if i can turn that around

you can turn your shit around too

exactly

go for a traditional Asian gf

Asians are qt

one that will make you rice and chicken every evening

people aren't static you dont have to be a socially awkward neet forever if you dont wanna be

But that still doesn't change the fact that I just dislike hanging out with people

tfw got an ldr with a korean lady

I have like a list of 3 people I tolerate

my children will be the most mentally unstable hapas since I am mixed ethnicities, too

but she's not traditional

they will have zero national identity

true elliots

and it's all the positive feedback i got in my life

tfw no qt xiaomi gf

Elliott dad was a weirdo kike so w/e