My last cat Archie lasted 17

Especially taking into account the many many many many many times he should have fucking died lmao

He got picked up by an owl

I'm slowing down and I'm not even that old!

And it dropped him lile 30 feet once lmao

He was fine

Oof lol

Oh my

He got hit by a truck and lost a single tooth

Poor cat

Invincible

God cats really do have 9 lives

In the old neighborhood i was in my crackhead neighbor smashed his head with a baseball bat

He’s not stopping with the near death experiences this cat has had

He went missing for 3 days after that and showed up half dead on the porch lol

It like killed his eye somehow

His left eye changed color from green to brown and it's been all gross and slimy ever since

Cant see out of it either lol

Ew

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Hello

I have arrived from watching zed news

He got crushed by a pallet loaded with cinderblocks and was perfectly fine

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Quick somebody help. What are these spots in my meat? I bought it from costco

Bugs

Extra protein

maybe arteries ?

Just kidding

Idk

Spider droppings

I don’t know I’d throw it out

Why

I've been told its blood spots

Just eat it lol

looks like dried blood

Did u try Washing them off?

Oh he got into a fight with a pack of coyotes and won somehow

Looks like you dripped Worcestershire sauce on it @Book

I just showered with my dog and broke my foot :/

He took on like 6 coyotes and chased them off lmao