my mom will buy that hat, but won't let me buy basket ball shoes that support police officers

alright I think I found the thing I can get

this whole thing

one day delivery

That’s stupid man

for 4.99

I know right

and free shipping with prime

so it's literally a deal

and I can surprise him with it for hannukah tomorrow

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I have one with the Tzar’s crest on it

What’s wrong with supporting freaking police officers. They keep your community safe. U should be glad they are still a thing

It’s removable

me: orders a package at 11:59 PM

the amazon truck:

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I'm a mad genius just so you know

Mad yes genius bo

*no

why am I not genius

yeah, why?

I mean the liberals understand I am because I know the NRA is a load of shit and CNN should own the government

To all of you trump has the gift of the texas lawsuit

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And santas is a socialist

no he's a commie

@TheNsa read the constitution

wait no

and santa’s not real

what if trump is santa

and the 1.8 billion dollars for the people was gonna be for us

but then nancy blocked it

so no more santa

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whinne the poo is santa

i mean prez xi

Texas now has 18 states joining them btw those 4 states wont survive

I saw a news story where a politically correct Santa at like the mall said no to a 4 year old’s nerf gun request

4 states won't survive