I'm 100% American, baby. No flag other than the stars and stripes even touches my home.

@transience well I'm going when my exams end to see one of my many internet gfs

unfortunately not a trap 😔🤘

@Droidbot I remember in high school we got given macbooks from like 2010 and I replaced the key caps and switched them around to Dvorak for like a whole year what a fuckin meme

I even switched it on my phone too and anyone who would use either would just say "what the Fuck"

lmao

I'm glad I changed back before it was too late

It's honestly not any faster

And I couldn't type on a normal keyboard anymore

Which is difficult in the real world

double lmao

fun fact of the day: chlorine is odourless, but the smell that it makes is literally it reacting with piss

My pool always smelt when pouring the chlorine in fml

chlorine smells like melting lungs

I am Chad I guess

Just had like four actually fucking hot women hit on me at waffle house

Wtf

Like damn why couldn't I get that when I was into normie chicks

They were super drunk so extra no thx but

What do you look like then ?

i have desperate 30+ women hitting on me all the time when i go out

dont know why, i dont look wealthy at all

maybe they need their sugarboy

Snowwww

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never seen snow

only a few times I've seen snow fall as is

More times in Japan than New Zealand (home)

@Obolon Prime Chur

https://studentedge.org/jobs/details/au/china-international-school-program-teach-english-in-china

l o l

I feel like i've got the qualifications

for what level that teaching is .. highschool or for kids/daycare

tho if you do have cert for it

it says kindergarten, primary, middle and high school

so literally everyone

I see your MLN endeavour failed massively?

Fucking Google... "Please answer some questions about [train station]". No. Stop tracking me.

email about it

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