Message from @Mcgoober

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Holy shit she makes me want to tear out my hair she is so nitpicky

2020-12-16 15:20:24 UTC  

My teachers loved me

2020-12-16 15:20:29 UTC  

I still talk 2 some of them

2020-12-16 15:20:31 UTC  

Exactly, turn any simpler yes or no question into an overload of info, ultimately leading to the questioners brain exploding or frying.

2020-12-16 15:20:34 UTC  

imagine not going to that movie

One time this stupid bitch gave us a question that said β€œwhat is the equivalent of each a size of deck of cards to a beef patty?”

2020-12-16 15:20:43 UTC  

That's today

2020-12-16 15:20:49 UTC  

Cuz I'm off today

2020-12-16 15:20:58 UTC  

good luck <:salut:730846445732888630>

2020-12-16 15:21:06 UTC  

<:PenceApplauding:763421626062209034>

I would, trust me, but I’ve done it before and she’s marked me off, same with my other teachers

2020-12-16 15:21:19 UTC  

does she like the original cars movie

2020-12-16 15:21:29 UTC  

What kind of question is that? Was that math

I can’t believe my luck

2020-12-16 15:21:30 UTC  

That's the only good one

She meant eating but she’s fucking illiterate

2020-12-16 15:21:52 UTC  

My teachers always want me to explain why I answer yes or no

2020-12-16 15:21:54 UTC  

Physics?

2020-12-16 15:21:58 UTC  

Me too:pensive:

Environmental πŸ˜€

2020-12-16 15:22:15 UTC  

I would say ham but

I would be fine with a B if I signed up for AP, but no, I had to sign up for FUCKING DUAL

And now my B won’t become an A

2020-12-16 15:22:29 UTC  

What'd u do that for

2020-12-16 15:22:33 UTC  

i just but random bs sometimes and instead of 2pts i might get 1 1/2

I can’t get shit in this damn house

2020-12-16 15:22:56 UTC  

I didnt sign up for no fancy classes cuz i didnt wanna lose my sanity

Shouldn’t have signed up for dual

2020-12-16 15:23:08 UTC  

I got a random question 5 years ago on finding volume on a 7 sided base and I like screw this

2020-12-16 15:23:08 UTC  

Well, one deck of cards is approximately 1.16 the size of a standard beef patty. However, this can be flawed because the size of a beef patty is not standardized. For example, a homemade beef patty could use one pound, which is much larger than what one may consider the standard beef patty. Since there is no gold standard beef patty size, this question is inherently flawed.

2020-12-16 15:23:28 UTC  

They tried putting me in this ebic smart kid school thing but it was too much fucking work so i intentionally failed out of it to mingle with the normal school peasants

You’re right, but she meant gas wise because of, actually let me pull up the question

2020-12-16 15:23:32 UTC  

I no realize that I was given the base and can multiply it by volume

2020-12-16 15:23:46 UTC  

False. There is a gold standard beef patty size. That size is "dummy thicc."

2020-12-16 15:23:58 UTC  

Unless you're White Castle, which is also awesome

2020-12-16 15:24:04 UTC  

Who even knows the weight of a beef party in their head?

2020-12-16 15:24:09 UTC  

But is it the gold standard?

2020-12-16 15:24:22 UTC  

It's better. I'm almost positive it's the Swanson Standard.