I'm illegal in the UK.

more illegal than illegal immigrants

they at least don't bring knives in

who do you think brought the two actual kitchen knives to the museum <:thonk:288060975775612929>

someone who had to go shopping

and saw this nice deal on the knives

but

knives are banned in the UK

how do you buy something that's banned

you must be a terrorist

hm

maybe they were to the post

and got their chinkshit that day

is the UK a proper police state now <:italianthink:327934554126155776>

>proper

>proper

I'm taking the piss lmao

oi mate

no u

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

They def ar

@Droidbot I'll bin u like a knife m8

Holee shiet! How did I manage to miss the "It's okay to be white" baiting campaign? I love it!

wat

oh about shitty carry

I have a screwdriver attached to the handlebar of my motorcycle. I got pulled up once and the cops didn't even care one bit ahah. )

RIP Terry

man on the run

wdym

Hm. I'm in a bit of a predicament. Went to take a crap the moment I got to uni. Then swarms of people evidently appeared outside the bathroom. Now I'm holed up in here, too much of a pussy to leave for fear of being seen. 👍

no one gives a shit about you taking a shit my dude

I bought a psn game on my brothers account

Is there a way to play it on my own account

Or do i have to sign into his account everytime i want to play it

doubt it

ye probably

Seperate consoles*

That sucks

@Julian I know it's all in my head. Knowing that, however, still doesn't help.

@kontroll have you left yet

don't you just want to like