*Seinfeld theme intensifies*

If Putin can magically widen himself he can do that

Nice try, but that was performed on keyboard (synth).

He has to maintain the chad walk at all times

Yes

Nah man, tag team wrestling. Kim gets Winnie the Pooh, Putin gets Trump. See who wins.

Hahaha

@Vice-God Emperor Cider Why'd you ask what time zone I am in?

Because I want to seize your mail.

No, just wanted to get a rough guess of where in the US (if you were) you were. Sorry if that was inappropriate.

No need to apologize. I live in MN if you didn't see me say that already

Who, this guy?

Sure.

sup

why u ping

to show me steak?

i can eat steak

gold steak

every day

Steak Istanbul, you say?

Not just any steak, but gold covered steak

More like...

Oil Staked in Istanbul.

yes i saw the price

i could have that every day for 13 years

my lord

what are you children doing now?

Smh I need a food review, you let me down

Talking about steak.

i'm goin to bed

goodnight you noobs

yea and still act like a child 🙂

case and point ♥

Imagine Xi Jinping in a tube top with no shorts.

Zi Jammed Ping?

This is now a photoshop project.

the president of CHYINA

Chin-uh

<:dogekek:726878872607653918> imagine being from China and not hating it

#freehongkong

*Chyna es asshoe*

Imagine starving and being sent to reeducation camps for wearing the wrong clothes.

yea... I am from Germany... they already had that nonsense and grew out of it