Oooooo *scary*

Hahahahahaha

Free helicopter rides for communists

Like this?

Exactly like that

You will make a fine President Elect.

And playing piano, while under vodka.

I actually think Putin can kind of fly jets. He definitely has the idea of how to.

Ok I had enough fun for now I need sleep for I go to work in less than 6 hours so peace out

Goodnight

You're just saying that because he's Russian, aren't you?
So rachist.

For some reason, meme Putin playing Megalovania on piano is very funny

There's pictures of him in Sukhois

OK, but can he do it on a bass guitar?

*Seinfeld theme intensifies*

If Putin can magically widen himself he can do that

Nice try, but that was performed on keyboard (synth).

He has to maintain the chad walk at all times

Yes

Nah man, tag team wrestling. Kim gets Winnie the Pooh, Putin gets Trump. See who wins.

Hahaha

@Vice-God Emperor Cider Why'd you ask what time zone I am in?

Because I want to seize your mail.

No, just wanted to get a rough guess of where in the US (if you were) you were. Sorry if that was inappropriate.

No need to apologize. I live in MN if you didn't see me say that already

Who, this guy?

Sure.

sup

why u ping

to show me steak?

i can eat steak

gold steak

every day

Steak Istanbul, you say?

Not just any steak, but gold covered steak

More like...

Oil Staked in Istanbul.

yes i saw the price

i could have that every day for 13 years

my lord

what are you children doing now?

Smh I need a food review, you let me down