He isnt real
Santa is based off of a guy from 400 AD. He’s dead.
give me 12 years and i will prove to you
He copied me
I did the red first
Bet.
He was shot down by soviet SAM turret
A what?
The SAM from jetpack joyride?
You have until Christmas 2032.
deal
Surface to Air Missile.
That works
I hope I have a life by then.
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i hope i have a wife by then
Santa doesn't do miracles for Christmas.
ohh rekt
Damn I haven't heard of jet pack joyride sense 2015
Honestly i want to have a wife ngl
Same. Wife = life.
Yeah same but that music is great
The background music
my jet pack joyride randomly one day lost my save data 😦
The music kicks ass
Oooh jet pack joyride.
I remember that.
It *might* be better than Easy E but that that is hard to beat
idk what easy e is
A rapper
My school banned it when they found out the default jet pack was a minigun
Lol
yes guns are bad
The rapper?
My school banned fidget spinners
@Benjamin. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
good school
Looking back at it some of those were dope
I still have one
Hold on
