If it's a serious question, classic Grinch is pretty good.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS REAL

Facts.

I mean I was pretty chill when I found out on my own

can you prove to me santa isn't real

Can you prove to me he is?

He isnt real

Santa is based off of a guy from 400 AD. He’s dead.

give me 12 years and i will prove to you

He copied me

I did the red first

Bet.

He was shot down by soviet SAM turret

A what?

The SAM from jetpack joyride?

You have until Christmas 2032.

deal

Surface to Air Missile.

That works

I hope I have a life by then.

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i hope i have a wife by then

Santa doesn't do miracles for Christmas.

ohh rekt

Damn I haven't heard of jet pack joyride sense 2015

Honestly i want to have a wife ngl

Same. Wife = life.

Yeah same but that music is great

The background music

my jet pack joyride randomly one day lost my save data 😦

The music kicks ass

Oooh jet pack joyride.

I remember that.

It *might* be better than Easy E but that that is hard to beat

idk what easy e is

A rapper

My school banned it when they found out the default jet pack was a minigun

Lol

yes guns are bad

The rapper?

My school banned fidget spinners