what if my next girl is cute

u gonna steal her too

im a one lady man

so ur gonna be with that girl forever

only if she's cool enough

one date and u already staying forever

if she's not cool enough

okay fine ill steal all your women if that's what you want

NOOOO

you frecking nancy

Dew it

shrek is an ogre and I'm an orc

just want to set the record straight

I can't pull earwax out of my ears

imma call you shrek regardless

dawg i can't just wake up and decide to be an ogre

thats not how this works

But lgbtq people think that

you can't

damn this guy goes way back

talk about resuscitation

fact

lol i know im enjoyin' playin with yall lol

yall are funny

funnier than I ever was

._.

oof

that's a negative chief

I'll never be funny

orcs just arent funny

Wallace thinks you are shrek not orc

but I'm not

my name is big green why cant you understand

first name big last name green

I don't even know how idiotic you have to be to try and call dibs on a girl

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What about them, they look fresh

onyo?

wth is onyo

what is that anyways

sounds like something weird