oh now you know milky

i dont play by the rules i guess

im a bad boy cant stop wont stop

Miguel O'Hara>Peter Parker>Miles Morales

you tell him shrek

im an orc you nerd

😦 how am i supposed to find gf if orc just steal them

im only stealing this one cause she was cute

shreks an ogre, noob

what if my next girl is cute

u gonna steal her too

im a one lady man

so ur gonna be with that girl forever

only if she's cool enough

one date and u already staying forever

if she's not cool enough

okay fine ill steal all your women if that's what you want

NOOOO

you frecking nancy

Dew it

shrek is an ogre and I'm an orc

just want to set the record straight

I can't pull earwax out of my ears

imma call you shrek regardless

dawg i can't just wake up and decide to be an ogre

thats not how this works

But lgbtq people think that

you can't

damn this guy goes way back

talk about resuscitation

fact

lol i know im enjoyin' playin with yall lol

yall are funny

funnier than I ever was

._.

oof

that's a negative chief

I'll never be funny

orcs just arent funny

Wallace thinks you are shrek not orc

but I'm not