And.. clean my horrifying desk

Man idk about my sister

thats nothing compared to monday

She crazy

What?

Why is she crazy?

Every time she visits she gets mad at me lmoa

For orange man flags nd rebel flags on my wall

And she wears ridiculous shoes and collars and shit

Is she a liberal?

And a hat with a tranny flag on it

Ya

JSKSJD

And is also quite large <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Sounds like the typical liberal

So she dwarfs you in size?

In weight maybe

Oh dear.

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You have a moral victory here

I can understand why she would get upset about the Confederate flag abd the Trump one but she should respect ur opinion

She has 20 pounds on me and is about 2/3 my height

And is always fucking angry

i can't tell whether this is supposed to implied the terribleness or the greatness of monday

Midgets mad as hell <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

Midgets stay mad

Questionable fashion sense
Overweight
Has an LGBT symbol pinned somewhere
Bad temper

short people are usually angry firecracker (speaking as a shortie 😂 ). all the anger eats away our height

Ohmg

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the first one

She's also fucking disgusting

Oh so your short? Name your height! <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Like her room at my parents house

Looks like a hoarders episode

My brother went on a date with my cousins friend and my brother is like 5,6 and the girl is like 6,5 and weights like 100 more pounds than my brother

2 cm short of 160 <:KEK:726877368601411624> . my sister who is 6 years younger already somehow 5-8 cm above me <:ScreamingLiberal:720120350947541065>

Can you say that in freedom units please

wouldn't the height offset the extra weight, though?

What?

Oof, you are *short*. I'm a giant at 5'9" <:KEK:726877368601411624>