mine was this

Listerine is barely alcohol

ok im trying to google michigan voting affadavits and i cant find any, can you send me them

Listerine tastes better

what is listerine

its a blue hawaii

Nothings going to load. Im on back roads lol

Mouth wash

then i moved to a maitai

what the fuck

Nah, you gotta drink water.

You guys drink that shit????

No.....

Water is underrated

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@I Love Mike Pence u actually believe them?

No, I just said it tasted better than that wine

yes it is

yes <:AWomega_kek:722288243495927868>

it also does taste better than wine

They now say water is rasist.

oh lmao ok

I did drink listerine.. when I was like 8

And got sick

Haven't you heard? Everything is racist

Oh yeah.

Forgot.

lmao

then this was my third cocktail lul

My parents had to hide colone bottles from me as a child.

Pbj is racist apparently

if you google LITERALLY any invention, there will be a racist past <:KEK:726877368601411624>

Comedy is gonna die in 2021 cause it's offending too many people y'all

Fire is racist

Chickens are racist

for a second i was like bj are racist?

Peanut butter is racist

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Fire doesn't discriminate!