i'm an age fluid gender fluid semibisexual

Gotato

moms coworker?

she didn't text

but my mom keeps asking about it

yup... anyone hawt straight girl wanna join me in my time machine to travel back to the Roman Era?

Damn

reeee

Yes <:KEK:726877368601411624> tbf, at this point, TBB as more reliable than msm. "Fake News You Can Trust" indeed

me joe

ok.... put on that tin foil hat cuz shizz is about to get real

hey champ. that’s really interesting! next time, keep it to yourself.

o yeah... pack that Toga .... just in case

ok daddy joe

Hello

Wait

hi jake

Daddy?

Did you just call him daddy?

u jelly jake?

Roman era: kinda like now just minus all the bleeding heart liberals and alot more gladiator butchering.... with barrels of wine to boot

hmm wine

okay sure

no wine? eeek

hmmmmm .... 🤔 well the Oracles of Delphi did tell me that they grow hordes of mushrooms for the priestesses

priestesses

priestessi ?

America

pizza

Nuns just doesn't have the same ring to it

hmmmmmmmmmm

ok i will be a pirestess

pr

<:bitchass:696584011589353483>

Cower in fear

woah nice muscles dude

methinks the entry fee to the Roman Temples is a willingness to yell at a politician and your own chariot.... idk.

You snake

i got the chariot at least

good snake

sorry joe goat got bigger muscles