drink it for taste, mang

love cider

have to settle for cheap bourbon

@Droidbot >irl friends with dapple

Now I drink 0-calorie La Croix like a fucking queer

@johnfrum doing it for a meme

csg Sydney meetup

That is pretty queer @Matthew

also known as autismcon 2017

Just drink water

and vodka

Vodka is fucking shit

scientists are still up in the air if alcohol really counts as calories

If anything else, I'd go for Mead if I couldn't have cider

E V E R C L E A R

everclear is "drinking just to get drunk" tier

Yeah, bought it once for a meme, never again

goes down pretty smooth though, like a gas

On my 21st birthday, I ruined Capt. Morgan's for myself by drinking the entire bottle by myself in just under an hour

on my 22nd, I ruined Jack Daniels by doing the same

Now I stick to my fruity cider drinks

@Droidbot finntism con was better

no

sydneytism 2017 is happening

at dominos in the sydney cbd

dappled is banned tho

dms

@Matthew damn I remember the last time I drank rum, was like 14 and ended up skipping school the day after at the library. Only time I skipped on purpose.

The last time I got REALLY sloshed was on Peppermint fucking schnapps

Do NOT fuck around with peppermint schnapps

that shit'll sneak up on you

reminds me of wine

Try mixing pep. schnapps into hot chocolate. You'll get fucked up in no time and have no idea why

that seems to be advice on how to get someone drunk accidentally

If you're trying to get someone drunk *Sneakily*, you mix Vodka into gatorade

and then you spend the rest of your life in prison for rape

nah dude

is that some sort of homo frat bro secret or something

nothing beats having a guy come to school with a bottle full of ""water"" and offer it to people

@LOTS#8637 100% yes

Peach Schnaps in orange juice is pretty fucking tasty, too