go give it to someone else my friend

I diagnose you with the gay

*boredom. your army brain is showing goat

"Hurry up and wait" is our motto

is gay even an insult anymore? I thought being gay was the new "cool" thing

or is that just on twitter?

It was nothing more than a diagnosis tho <a:popop:772652196869308446>

honestly tho <:KEK:726877368601411624> i heard sometimes you guys have to wait more than an hour in boredom just because the "30-minutes-prior" rule, right?

damn with boredum I would have figure him as an ex-marine

#MakeGayGreatAgain

The amount of times I had to stand at attention for an hour and a half

it was never great though 😮

i know goat is in the army, but i didn't know that he was in the marine

I watched the shadow of a rock rise as the sun rose

goat, which branch are you in?

Army o.o

they're good for your legs, i guess <:KEK:726877368601411624>

I said I would have pegged him for an ex-marine

because they eat crayons. I say that being an ex-marine

i know he may come off as dumb, but not THAT dumb

I am many things but I'm no crayon eater

national guards?

well at least he got the good stuff and got to eat sand

I aced the ASVAB test

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good job!

ngl that entire test is just to weed out the retards

Many thanks , I scored 126/130 on the GT score

if you manage to fail that test you not only lick windows as a hobby, but you are paid to do it.

Now I am SpY

i took asvab mock tests because i was running out of cfat mock tests to do, and the machine/tech parts kills me 😆

failing the test to get into the Marines or Army would be like getting a 0 on your SAT's. Which gives you 600 points for writing your name

I will admit the tech shit is kind of specialized, but still not an excuse

I qualified for air force, could have been a damn pilot

But there were no air force recruiters for a 300mil radius

the cfat (canadian asvab version) only have math and english on it. no science or tech lol

nah you would have been on the ground crew fixing the planes. They only allow the smart guys to fly those things 🙂 you and I are the grunts and the idiots that enjoy taking orders.

can you transfer to a different branch later on?

I aced the science part ^w^ I love science

._. I am smart goat

that's great! happy for ya