Message from @KingZapapple

Discord ID: 793875012255088700


2020-12-30 16:11:12 UTC  

if you manage to fail that test you not only lick windows as a hobby, but you are paid to do it.

2020-12-30 16:11:17 UTC  

Now I am SpY

2020-12-30 16:12:00 UTC  

i took asvab mock tests because i was running out of cfat mock tests to do, and the machine/tech parts kills me 😆

2020-12-30 16:12:06 UTC  

failing the test to get into the Marines or Army would be like getting a 0 on your SAT's. Which gives you 600 points for writing your name

2020-12-30 16:12:36 UTC  

I will admit the tech shit is kind of specialized, but still not an excuse

2020-12-30 16:12:43 UTC  

I qualified for air force, could have been a damn pilot

2020-12-30 16:13:09 UTC  

But there were no air force recruiters for a 300mil radius

2020-12-30 16:13:09 UTC  

the cfat (canadian asvab version) only have math and english on it. no science or tech lol

2020-12-30 16:13:25 UTC  

nah you would have been on the ground crew fixing the planes. They only allow the smart guys to fly those things 🙂 you and I are the grunts and the idiots that enjoy taking orders.

2020-12-30 16:13:27 UTC  

can you transfer to a different branch later on?

2020-12-30 16:13:31 UTC  

I aced the science part ^w^ I love science

2020-12-30 16:13:54 UTC  

._. I am smart goat

2020-12-30 16:13:57 UTC  

that's great! happy for ya

2020-12-30 16:14:14 UTC  

<a:congaconga:431453303335813120> <a:congaconga:431453303335813120>
That's all I can be proud of

2020-12-30 16:14:22 UTC  

smart goat or smart for a goat, it doesn't matter unless you are talking the vehicle then you win

2020-12-30 16:14:47 UTC  

don't worry your mom is proud of you too son

2020-12-30 16:14:57 UTC  

<:KEKWait:780472182387376130> I cri now

2020-12-30 16:15:31 UTC  

wait.... this MF has an anime pfp and he is in the army? WTF you weren't lynched by your DS?

2020-12-30 16:15:35 UTC  

Good morning

2020-12-30 16:15:37 UTC  

Sunday morning

2020-12-30 16:15:52 UTC  

Nah

2020-12-30 16:15:54 UTC  

who was your DS in basic, imma go email that POS today.

2020-12-30 16:16:03 UTC  

for not washing out a weeb

2020-12-30 16:16:09 UTC  

O_O I ain't telling u shiet

2020-12-30 16:16:11 UTC  

army soft

2020-12-30 16:16:16 UTC  

Also it ain't anime

2020-12-30 16:16:32 UTC  

Army strong

2020-12-30 16:16:37 UTC  

bruh it looks like a god damn cat girl cartoon which is anime enough

2020-12-30 16:16:43 UTC  

It's a goat

2020-12-30 16:16:50 UTC  

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2020-12-30 16:17:10 UTC  

Uncultured swine

2020-12-30 16:17:12 UTC  

same damn thing it has animal features which makes you a furry and all furry's must die!

2020-12-30 16:17:21 UTC  

<:emoji_51:792924098039644201>

2020-12-30 16:17:30 UTC  

Ja mein führer

2020-12-30 16:17:35 UTC  

It looks like that one goat from.. that thing I am note sure about.

2020-12-30 16:17:45 UTC  

keep it that way

2020-12-30 16:17:50 UTC  

I beleive undertale

2020-12-30 16:17:59 UTC  

damn furry degenerates

2020-12-30 16:18:02 UTC  

No, something else.

2020-12-30 16:18:03 UTC  

Wednesday. But close enough

2020-12-30 16:18:09 UTC  

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